D&D 5.0 Rolls a "1"

D&D Five Point Uh-Oh...

After waiting for the requisite 30-60 minutes, I got my e-mail and eagerly clicked the link... only to be redirected to the WOTC troubleshooting page.

Was it all just a cruel joke? Was my faith restored only to be dashed again?

Either way, D&D 5.0 just hit a bump in the road...

I wonder if you can botch a skill check in this edition...