95% of my favorite quotes from the Simpsons are from Ralph Wiggum (I bent my wookie!) (I like sleep! Sleep's where I'm a pirate!) (The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I keep my finger outta there.)
So it's with GREAT joy that I announce Ralph is FINALLY getting his long-deserved comic book!
As Ralph might say, this comic is almost better than eating my own ear wax!