How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #27 - Coaster

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#27 - one comic - Ever see someone spill something on a comic and frantically try to wipe it off before the comic is damaged? Well, using a comic as a coaster is about the exact opposite of that. 

Sweat rings, here we come!

VALIANT COMICS USED TO DATE: 36 of 1989! 1953 left to use!

How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #26

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#26 - one comic - Ahhhh... the paper hat. A classic! To get one that's actually big enough to wear, you'll have to tape two full comic pages together top to bottom. 

Someday I'll show this photo to his girlfriends to embarrass him.

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #25

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#25 - eighty comics - For number 25 I decided to bust out a big one. Wallpaper a room in your house (not a dollhouse this time)! Just take the staples out of the comic, coat the wall in glue, and apply the comics!  I arrived at the number 80 based on the size of the room I did (I only used one coat). Of course, if you have a smaller or larger room your actual number will vary.

It's not the fumes from the glue that makes you dizzy.

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Number 25! If I was a Valiant comic I'd put a special holographic cover on this!

How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #24

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#24 - one comic - Dress up that doll house with some fancy wall paper! Barbie's been buggin' Ken about redecorating anyway. 

Ever wonder why Barbie's hair ends up standing on end?

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #23 - Paper Chain

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#23 - six comic - I don't know about  you, but when I was a kid we always counted down the days to Christmas with a paper chain. We'd tear off one link each day until there was only one left on Christmas day. Well, each Valiant comic can be used for about a month's worth of links. if you started your chain now with Valiant comics I'd estimate you'd use six Valiant comics!

How festive!
Now we wrestle around the festivus pole until my eldest son can beat me.

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #22

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#22 - six comics - Let's call this one a "demand note." Anyway, to get those nice big letters it took six Valiant comics. Sure, I could have used the tiny letters inside the comic and used only one but if you're going to make a demand note you want it to look good, don't you?  

Chances are that you've very sick if you can tell me the "DO" of "DOLLARS" came from Shadowman, the "M" of "ME" came from Magnus, and the "A" in "DOLLARS" came from Harbinger. Very sick indeed.

VALIANT COMICS USED TO DATE: 106 of 1989! 1883 left to use!

How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #21

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#21 - four comics - You can save your furniture from the claws of your cat with Valiant comics! Just fasten a comic onto each corner of your coach or seat. If the comic gets shredded, it's easy to just throw up another comic. Voila! 

This worked for me because my cats won't go near  Valiant comics.

VALIANT COMICS USED TO DATE: 100 of 1989! 1889 left to use! Whoo-hoo! One hundred comics in! I'm 1/20 of the way!

How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #20

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#20 - six comics - Seal up drafty windows! First, open the window at the top and bottom. Next, place comics where the window would close - For me it took three on top and three on the bottom (on the top just lay them on top of the window). Then close the window and secure it. Voila! Your drafty days are over thanks to Valiant!

What can I say? Yes, I recognize how sad this is.

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Hard to believe I've done TWENTY of these things and I haven't even used 100 comics yet! This could be a VERY long series!

How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #19

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#19 - one comic - With a few quick snips of your scissors you can make some decorative and colorful paper dolls. Yes, I actually did this. Don't judge.

This is the line of people waiting to buy Valiant comics.

And THIS is the line of people ready to mock those other people.

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #18

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#18 - one comic - Ah, sweet, sweet poetic justice. Blowing your nose on a Valiant comic... 

This may actually improve the art.

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #17

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#17 - two comics - I'm sure you want to keep your furniture looking nice but you don't want to use those old lady doilies. Here's a solution - use Valiant comics! But learn from my experiences - you can't just lay the comic on the armrest and expect it to stay put. You've actually got to use those "doily screws" that keep a normal doily in place. They also prevent unwary children from accidentally opening the comic out of curiosity as well.

If a crook breaks in and sees this, trust me, they'll leave without taking anything out of sheer pity.

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #16

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#16 - one comic - If you're out of coffee filters and in a pinch, just stuff a Valiant Comic down in there! Mmmm... you can really taste the dyes. Just to warn you, if you actually do this you'll probably lose the ability to taste anything ever again. I miss being able to taste.  *sob*

The best part of waking up... is Valiant in your cup!

It's stuff like this that causes them to issue all of those ridiculous warnings.

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #15

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#9 - one comic - Next time you have to give a gift, don't waste good wrapping paper on the box. Instead, use a Valiant comic - they're cheaper! One comic should do it for most boxes. Having the shred the comic to open the box will be good therapy for the person receiving the gift. And just think, compared to the comic your gift will look ten times better!

For the purposes of the ongoing count below, we'll call this just one comic but we all know that over the course of the year you could use 100 Valiant comics this way.

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The rate this is going, I might just still be at this at Christmas!

How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #14

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#14 - one comic - Sun in your eyes? A Valiant Comic can solve that problem. Use that handy little bugger as a visor. Just try not to look at the comic itself or you might end up blind anyway.

Valiant comics aren't suitable for children... to read.

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #13

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#13 - one comic - Want to have a birthday party on a budget? Just snatch a rotting Valiant Comic off the stack and you can make your own party hats! Just tear out a page from the middle, twist it into a cone, tape it, and cut off the tails. Voila! 

Actually, now that I think about it, it's actually probably more fitting to use this as a dunce cap.

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #12

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#12 - forty comics - It's time to get serious about using 1,989 Valiant comics! If your child is like my three year old girl sits pretty low at our table. What she need is a Valiant booster seat! Here's what you can do. Stack 40 comics and wrap them up with tape (duct, packaging, or masking all work fine). You've now got yourself a big block of Valiant pick-me-up!

Poor little girl... she can barely see what she's eating.

Now she's happy and sitting tall. What changed?

Valiant to the rescue again!

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #11

As with Valiant Comics, there was no winner to this game.

For those of you that thought we COULDN'T be serious about REALLY using ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED EIGHT NINE Valiant Comics, we're continuing our series on how YOU can make use of those worthless Valiant Comics you've got lying around!

#11 - five comics - Tic-Tac-Toe! For this, I used X-O Manowar, obviously. Cut out the X's and O's and you've got yourself your playing pieces (it takes five comics to have enough playing pieces). For an extra special touch I drew the game board on one of the Valiant Comics I had maimed.

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #10

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#10 - one comic - You can use extend the life of those old shoes by cutting a Valiant Comic to the shape of your shoe and using it as an insole! As an added benefit, your feet will smell less.

After! What a difference!

Before I used Valiant Comics. 

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #9

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#9 - one comic - Sheath that knife! In a pinch, you can protect yourself from a dangerous knife blade by using a Valiant Comic! Those heroes really do save people!

Resist the urge to use either of these things on yourself.

Now the knife is protecting us from the comic!

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How You Can Use 1,989 Valiant Comics #8

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#8 - one comic - Have you ever spilled anything on a comic and, in a panic, ran to get a paper towel? Well, this is kinda the exact opposite of that. Clean up that spill with a Valiant Comic!

After saving the world,
spills should be no problem for X-O Manowar!

Interior pages are, of course, more absorbent than the cover.

 COMIC BOOKS USED TO DATE: 35 of 1989! 1954 left to use!